“Will you leave your phone number?” A drunk driver starts flirting with a police officer and tries to seduce him

A dark “Volkswagen” car without a license plate drove into one of the gas stations in Moscow’s Forstadt. It was the absence of a rear license plate that made the law enforcement officers suspicious, and they decided to check the vehicle.

“Please don’t ruin my life,” the man appealed to the security guards. “I know, I’m sorry. Well, please help! don’t kill me [Policija: Jūs neviens netaisās nogalināt!] No, but you will give me such trouble that I will not be able to repay in my lifetime.

The man claimed that he was not drunk and drank only one can of beer: “I wanted to fill up the car, so to speak, bravura. [Policija: Bet to taču var arī skaidrā izdarīt.] What is the difference, clear or with a can of beer. I don’t drive around, I don’t kill people. [Policija: Tādā stāvoklī jūs varētu gan!] Never in my life, I would rather defend any person. may i get off [Policija: Nekur nedrīkst izkāpt, sēdiet šobrīd!] What me, I haven’t done anything wrong. No need, they stutter, laugh at us. As if we are mobsters. [Policija: Pie jums narkotikas kādas ir?] No, of course! [Policija: Esat pārliecināti?] 100%.”

Checking the data, it was found that the man does not have a driver’s license and the car has not passed a technical inspection, as well as purchased mandatory insurance. The stopped driver continued his story: “Here, wires! It was necessary to “smoke” the car. We drove ten meters. Such a fate. I have never sat behind the wheel drunk or driven anywhere. Not with this car, not with any other. And here, just by chance, I wanted to “smoke” the car, come to the gas tank, and you drove up. This is stupidity, this is my stupidity. I’ve been living right all my life, and now I fell like a “loch”.

The driver, drunk with sadness, decided to throw himself on the side. His heart softened and he tried to seduce the policeman: “What a beauty. [Policija: Tas nepalīdzēs.] I know. You are a thief, you do everything right in life. I am jealous. You are a beauty. [Policija: Valsts policija piebrauca.] You acted according to the law, I broke the law and I’m sorry, it’s so wrong. Can you give me your phone number? Well, please! Leave your phone number? Let me know who brought me here. [Policija: Jums par to būs kriminālatbildība.] You are married.”

The alcohol concentration test showed 1.8 per thousand.

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